As you all are very much aware of after you move you are loaded down with empty boxes. A few you save for the when you move again, and a few you save to store things in, but the majority of the boxes MUST GO! Therefore, you did NOT see me load the empty, flat boxes in my Buick Rendevous and you did NOT see me wait until sundown just so I could sneakily drive all over town looking for dumpster's to put these boxes into. You know! The Dumpster's that say $500 fine if caught dumping into? Nope that was NOT ME! I wouldn't think of doing that.
I will be the first to admit that I DO NOT SNORE! So the other night after falling into bed, exhausted from moving, I was startled awake by this strange "whining" type sound. It sounded like some animal nearby and it scared me and woke me up. My husband was laughing as he informed me that it was ME making that noise. I say, "It was NOT!" Believe me, that was NOT ME! It had to have been some other creature! Nope that was NOT ME! Because, I don't snore!